By: Elinor De Wire
Stand up straight and be proud of who you are. Always look on
side. Take the stairs; it's better for your health. Aim High. Don't look down.
It's okay to wear horizontal stripes. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Never
fall down on the job. If you want to be noticed, look conspicuous. Don't look
conspicuous during a thunderstorm. Pay your electric bill. It's okay to stay
up late. Don't make waves. Life can be a little stormy now and then. The
taller you are, the harder you fall. You can make it through the night. Keep
an eye out for others. Write in your journal every day. If it gets foggy, just
say "Boooo!" Never fall asleep on the job. Rise to great heights. Always
keep spare lightbulbs on hand. Do windows. Hold the handrail for safety.
Don't drink and shine. Leave a light on for those who aren't home yet.